Saturday, March 14, 2020

Time to start panic buying coat hangers

The proven anti-birdemic weapon the government isn't telling you about!

2 comments:

Bruce Charlton said...

Too late - I've bought them all and cornered the market - intending to re-sell at vastly inflated prices.

Nothing works to destroy or repel a crazed corvid like a wire coathanger.

Bruce Charlton said...

Examining the video - surprisingly, the coat hangers seem very effective at keeping the birds away (although not at killing them) - the birds are so afraid they simply hover in one place, making stereotypical wing movements, not even attempting to attack - almost as if existing on a different plane of reality from the people...

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