I dreamt I had gone to see the Background Brethren in a sold-out concert at Madison Square Garden. (Someone in the audience sitting near me quipped that she was going to get an "MSG headache" if the music was too loud.) The Background Brethren were a singing duo who maintained strict secrecy about their identities, and the rumors that swirled around them would put the Bogdanov twins to shame. They always performed in full-body sky-blue Bugs Bunny costumes. The sky-blue bunny, called the Ziff Rabbit, was used extensively in their branding, sort of like the Grateful Dead’s dancing bears.
The Brethren strode onto the stage, and there was a bit of back-and-forth with the audience, with the Brethren asking if various people had started the fire, and the audience always replying, "Hell, no!" Finally, one of the Brethren said, "Well, you know what Momma always said," and the audience shouted in unison, "I don't care who started it -- you stop it!"
One of the Brethren noodled on his guitar for a bit and then started singing, "That's great, it starts with an earthquake --"
The audience roared with laughter.
"Come on, help a Brother out here," said the Brother. "How does it start?"
A chorus of voices shouted, "Harry Truman! Doris Day!"
The Brethren took over from there and began performing a version of the Billy Joel song "We Didn't Start the Fire." The lyrics had been modified quite a bit, partly to update the song with references from the nineties and the present century, and partly to add allusions to R.E.M.'s "It's the End of the World as We Know It (And I Feel Fine)." For example, at one point, the Brethren sang, "Einstein, Columbine," and then held out their microphones to the audience, who belted out, "Le-o-nard Bernstein!"
I can only remember bits and pieces of the lyrics. I know that at one point "Miley Cyrus" rhymed with "Coronavirus" but can't remember what else was in those lines. The only complete lines I can remember from this part of the song were:
Harry Potter, Iron ChefEpstein didn't kill himself
After bringing us from the 1940s to the present, the Brethren got quiet, and then one of them said, "Now, I want you to know we been up all night with our crystal balls to bring you this next bit" -- meaning that this next part of the song was about the future. The melody changed at this point, too. I can't remember the new melody, but I'm confident I got the "future" lyrics verbatim:
Snake eyes, paradiseSomething moving in the iceMalcolm X, Genghis KhanPray for Satan's salvation
That last word was pronounced "SAL-vay-SHON" to rhyme with Khan, an atrocious kludge I would never tolerate in my own verse. After those lines, they finally segued into the much-foreshadowed chorus from R.E.M.:
It's the end of the world as we know itIt's the end of the world as we know itIt's the end of the world as we know itAnd I feel fine
And then I woke up.
"Snake eyes, paradise" has at least two meanings. Paradise is the Garden of Eden, where Adam and Eve's eyes were opened by a snake, but it also sounds like "pair o' dice," which is what the expression "snake eyes" usually refers to. "Pray for Satan's salvation" was a line used by atheist provocateur Normal Bob Smith. I'm not sure what is meant by placing Malcolm X and Genghis Khan in the future, but I note that Nostradamus also (according to one common interpretation) made future predictions about the Khan.
When I heard "Something moving in the ice" in the dream, it instantly triggered two simultaneous mental images: one of a crocus pushing up through the snow, and one of an enormous red eel slithering under the ice in a frozen-over body of water. The first image comes from a poem I wrote in my teens:
He saw the snowflakes parted byPersistent leafy blades,And in his eyes he thought he saw,Through gleaming seas of crystal snow,A crocus lift its head.
The second comes from the 1968 Moody Blues song "Dr. Livingstone, I Presume":
Captain Scott, you were so boldNow you're looking rather coldOut there in the snowWhat did you find there?Did you stand a while and stare?Did you meet anyone?I've seen polar bears and sealsI've seen giant Antarctic eelsI've still not found what I'm looking forWe're all looking for someoneWe're all looking for someoneWe're all looking for someone
This morning, after the dream, I saw someone wearing this T-shirt, which seemed possibly relevant to the Background Brethren in their bunny costumes:
Here, for your convenience, are the three songs referenced above:














