Sunday, August 23, 2020

Never fear, Energy-Saving Carbon-Reducing Tree Man is here!

I am sometimes tempted to congratulate myself on choosing to live in Taiwan, where common sense is only near-threatened rather than critically endangered and where people tend to be relatively laid-back about the Burning Issues of the Day.

Sometimes.

If the press is to be believed, the mild-mannered mayor of Changhua, the city which has been my home for the past decade and a half, has announced that he is (I swear I am not making this up) Energy-Saving Carbon-Reducing Tree Man -- and even has a snazzy superhero costume that makes him look a bit like Poison Ivy's male sidekick, Poison Ivan. (Not nearly as catchy a moniker as Energy-Saving Carbon-Reducing Tree Man, mind you.)

Energy-Saving Carbon-Reducing Tree Man went on to declare Changhua "the first Climate Emergency City" in Taiwan (summers on this subtropical island are, he astutely observed, "very hot") and to demand a green new carbon zero carbon justice extinction something something.

His speech was cheered by crowds of ivy-crowned maenads -- and, apparently, one heckler holding up a sign that said "How dare you!" (presumably a reference to ESCRTM's failure to wear a mask).

As I was saying, crowds.

You can read the original story here (in Chinese) if you feel so inclined.

3 comments:

Francis Berger said...

If the mayor wants to attract more people to his cause, he should consider coming up with a marketing pitch for his "Energy-Saving Carbon-Reducing Tree Man" alter ego.

I humbly suggest he take a page from Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tubeman. Who knows? It could work!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHXvMcLrLSY

Wm Jas Tychonievich said...

Energy-Saving Carbon-Reducing Tree Man!
Energy-Saving Carbon-Reducing Tree Man!
Energy-Saving Carbon-Reducing Tree Man!

Hi, I'm Lin Shih-hsien, President and CEO of Lin Shih-hsien's Energy-Saving Carbon-Reducing Tree Man Emporium and Warehouse!...

Francis Berger said...

See! It works!

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