Shampoo as food

Last Friday, one of my Taiwanese students made the strange mistake of confusing the English words butter and shampoo, and wrote a sentence about spreading shampoo on toast and eating it.

Today, I checked the Babylon Bee, where one of the new articles was "RFK Announces It's Actually Fine To Eat The Stuff In The Little Pouch That Says 'Do Not Eat'." The article ends with this sentence:

At publishing time, RFK was reportedly questioning the warnings on shampoo labels notifying users that the product was for external use only.