It's official: The right is now hip, and the left is square

Remember The Onion? Apparently they're still around. Here's a sample of their latest wit.

Haha, get it? Now here's the Bee's take on the same story.

Absolutely pitch-perfect. Even back when The Onion was funny, they mostly just did funny headlines, and the rest of the story was filler. The Bee at the top of its game -- i.e., right now -- is better than The Onion ever was.