Tuesday, January 6, 2026

PZ: The Technical Adult

That's a headline I saw on Synlogos and, trying to process it quickly, I figured it must be a reference to PZ Myers, one of the lesser lights of early-2000s Nu-Atheism, who wasn't quite cool enough to be considered one of the "four horsemen" but was still somewhat prominent back when debating evolution on the Internet was a thing. "Technical adult," then, would be a reference to his perpetual adolescence despite having technically been an adult for some decades. (He was a dick even by Internet atheist standards. I was firmly on team fedora at the time and read lots of Dawkins and Dennett, but even I couldn't stand PZ Myers.)

Thinking a retrospective evisceration of old PZ might be mildly amusing, I clicked.

I had misread the headline. The final word was actually audit, not adult. PZ refers not to Myers but to Probability Zero, an anti-Darwinian book Vox Day wrote together with a fake intelligence, and the "audit" is a dumpster fire consisting of other fake intelligences rating it in comparison to other evolution books, including one by Dawkins. Slop feeding on slop.

So the coincidence is that, even though I had completely misinterpreted the headline, the article still ended up involving the evolution debate and a Nu-Atheist author, and Vox is certainly giving PZ a run for his money in the cringe department.

4 comments:

Sasha Melnik said...

I was curious who he was and found his most recent post. He looks like he's from the internet of cleverest boys. It's a doubtful sync that PZ Meyers is an evolution zealot [if atheists have a belief it is clearly Evolution] - https://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2026/01/05/why-99-of-scientists-believe-in-evolution/

Wm Jas Tychonievich said...

I had a look through his blog, and he's still an idiot. Anti-"AI," though, so I guess that counts for something.

NLR said...

One thing about the early 2000's I have noticed is that a bunch of people thought that things would just unfold. People were all on the cusp of big changes that would just

Mainstream conservatives had an attitude that the dumb, economically-illiterate liberals (as they would call them) would soon be exposed as silly and common sense would take hold again. Left-wingers thought that the ignorance of the past (as they would call it) was on its way out.

Not just politics either, but other groups had this attitude.

I now see the New Atheist movement as part of that. The idea that the old superstitions were on the way out and once enough people discarded them, then we would have a new era of science.

Of course, those attitudes ended up being wrong. But I'm not saying this to bash the early 2000's; it was better than the 2020's in many ways, just making an observation that the attitude was widespread.

NLR said...

Looking back on it, that time really had a distinctive culture. Maybe 1998-2008 was the main part of that era, with 2008-2015 or so being a transitional period.

The celestial smile and the Golden Age

I had lunch in a cafe today, and one of the songs that played in the background was "The Moon Is Made of Gold" by Rickie Lee Jones...