White ants -- I mean white ants; I only capitalized it because it was the first word of the sentence -- are cockroaches.
A classic example of -- wait for it -- anty racism.
As I was contemplating "Rub-a-dub-dub" this morning, I spontaneously reinterpreted the last line, "Turn 'em out, knaves a...
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Anty racism . . . that's good. I once had an Auntie Racism. I also knew a girl in high school named Anne T. Racism.
Not bad, Frank, not bad. Now let's hear your best cole slaw joke!
Cole slaw joke? That's above my pay grade. In the immortal words of Dirty Harry: "A man's got to know his limitations."
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