Another sign idea

The birdemic death toll in Taiwan just shot up more than 14% in a single day -- meaning eight people have now died, a jaw-dropping 0.00003% of the population.

So far, schools like my own have been exempt from the mask mandate, but given how unspeakably dire the situation has become, it's only a matter of time before some benevolent bureaucrat thinks of the children.

When they do, I'm going to be good and ready.

We are all Hong Kongers now -- not a statement of solidarity, just a fact.