I swear this is an honest-to-God tweet from the White House, not a parody. They're literally boasting about how their "economic plan" is saving you 16 cents.
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Do the writers at the Babylon Bee also have part-time gigs at the WH?
So all those people who have noticed food price inflation and shortages are just imagining it. I thought as much.
Thank goodness we have the honest and accurate news source that is the White House to correct such false information.
The government needs to go beyond suppressing fake news, and move on to suppressing fake personal experiences.
Figures don’t lie, Bruce. Sixteen cents! Just think, with all that extra money you could buy, uh, four-fifths of an apple! To bad apple pie is racist now.
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