No brakes on the clerihew train

Since Bruce started this, here's one more for him, followed by some other random offerings:

Dr. Bruce

Holds strong views:

Big on Mormons,

Not on Normans.

William James,

Briefly, claims:

"It will do"

Means "It's true."

Publius Vergilius Maro

Would have reacted with sorrow

To learn the price of fame:

A persistently misspelt name.

E. O. Wilson and Bert Hölldobler

Both are noble, but who the nobler?

It was the one who got the grants

To fund the research for The Ants.

Francis E. Dec,

What in the heck

Were you smoking?

Were you joking?